Kids, Awkward, Drugs and Social Media: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Martin s - 08/05/2021 01:59 - United States - Manahawkin

Today, I saw the crazy meth guy, who randomly rolls up on you on his bike and tells you how he met Jesus, leading a little boy behind a church. After I made sure nothing weird was happening, I reported it to the police and posted a status to warn parents on Facebook, I found it was actually his kid. FML

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By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2018 01:30

Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML

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By kat - 28/11/2018 15:30

Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

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Influencer behavior

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 19:59

Today, I thought it would be cool to take a picture of the guy whose kids I’m babysitting's Tesla and post it on my Instagram, passing it off as mine. I learned to keep my profile private, because the guy found my pic and posted, "Actually that’s my car." FML

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By BikerBuddy - 14/05/2010 01:11 - France

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

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Freaky and scary

By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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The Devil's lettuce

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 00:02

Today, my friend went to go pick up some weed from her dealer. That same day her parents were searching her room, so guess who posted it through my letterbox so their parents wouldn’t find it. Unfortunately, my very religious parents found it and now think I'm being directed by Satan. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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ojoRojo 27

Saturday 8 May 2021 11:38

Why would you report it to the police if “nothing weird was going on?”

Yummi_913 18

Saturday 8 May 2021 20:20

You know, rather safe than sorry. The embarrassment is worth ensuring a kids safety. I can't believe all these assholes who would just brush it off and act like "that's none of my business" in regards to a child possibly being sexually assaulted. Murica 😒 ..... You did the right thing with the knowledge you had. Thank you and don't feel bad. I would rather get a call from the popo asking if my husband is actually my daughter's dad (something that will probably be a funny story to reflect on in the future), than get a call from them telling me ANYTHING happened to her.

Comments

ojoRojo 27

Saturday 8 May 2021 11:38

Why would you report it to the police if “nothing weird was going on?”

lukey101 23

Saturday 8 May 2021 17:05

It was actually whose kid??

Yummi_913 18

Saturday 8 May 2021 20:20

peterblackmer91 12

Saturday 8 May 2021 20:31

Wow. Assume much? And is he really a crazy meth guy or do you just think he is?

Tammy Gabb 5

Saturday 8 May 2021 21:11

Better safe than sorry

aribanks 12

Saturday 8 May 2021 23:31

You were just being cautious for a childs sake. I understand. But sometimes meddling about things you have no actual knowledge or understanding about can be very dangerous and cause unnecessary trouble and heartache where its not deserved or warranted.