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Today, my boss asked me what language I was speaking. I was clearly speaking English, but apparently, "indifferent" is too big a word for him to understand. I don't know how he got into a management position. FML

#18443070
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (1984)

On 12/06/2011 at 3:57am - work - by snarly1 - United States (California)

Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML

#18597076
108 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

#21475747
86 comments

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On 10/03/2015 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

#13077269
109 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

#465
20 comments

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On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
49 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out "hello" had turned into a date. FML

#21449387
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26112) - you deserved it (2225)

On 07/30/2015 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
170 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my boyfriends house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

#21428963
67 comments

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On 06/20/2015 at 6:42am - animals - by rabbitkiller - China (Nei Mongol)

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

#20905582
116 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 1:41am - money - by wellcrap - United States (Texas)

Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML

#8372297
104 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML

#20059533
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26106) - you deserved it (2642)

On 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26103) - you deserved it (10824)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)



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