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Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

#21346560
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On 01/29/2015 at 11:53pm - work - by Eyalsh (man) - Germany (Mecklenburg-Vorpommern)

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

#19653798
112 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

#19817936
176 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

#21380298
39 comments

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On 03/23/2015 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

#18095179
73 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 7:50am - misc - by -__- - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

#20640271
37 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 1:17am - work - by charishard - United States (Texas)

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

#9077392
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24565) - you deserved it (2287)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

#19099284
226 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by nycol (woman) - Australia

Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

#18038155
135 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 11:35am - animals - by Mr.P - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML

#20484636
87 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 11:39am - work - by imwithapples22 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

#21439021
80 comments

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On 07/09/2015 at 12:51pm - love - by dollfacee - United States

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24561) - you deserved it (5922)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)



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