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Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

#2681
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I agree, your life sucks (13524) - you deserved it (7244)

On 01/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Jacobro - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

#18482470
120 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

#19502364
123 comments

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On 04/20/2012 at 6:55pm - health - by burr415 (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

#8406793
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13515) - you deserved it (4231)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by goldie09 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after ranting to my boyfriend about how Pandora bracelets are pointless and cliched and that I'd never spend that kind of money on a tiny charm, he gave me my Christmas present. It was a Pandora bracelet. FML

Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML

#20102528
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13511) - you deserved it (9748)

On 10/05/2012 at 4:14am - health - by Darla (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13510) - you deserved it (53469)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

#15689695
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13506) - you deserved it (38262)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Payte -

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

#499
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13505) - you deserved it (8907)

On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML

#20016889
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13500) - you deserved it (11151)

On 08/12/2012 at 1:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

#19013496
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13494) - you deserved it (35737)

On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML

#19313796
52 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

#18585273
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13479) - you deserved it (18079)

On 12/23/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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