Love and Health: A case of Keemstar beard?

A case of Keemstar beard?

By Declan - 04/12/2020 21:58 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to go get his lockdown beard trimmed. He came back with the kind of pointy monstrosity you see on people like Keemstar. I'm tempted to prune it in his sleep. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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You deserved it 8 983

Lockdown fashion

By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 046

You deserved it 197

Haircut, haiiiiiirccuuuuuut

By Shrek - 16/03/2021 20:01

Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML

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You deserved it 168

By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 711

You deserved it 1 562

By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 228

You deserved it 4 310

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 524

You deserved it 55 955

By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 145

You deserved it 2 410

Viking issues

By Anonymous - 15/09/2022 09:00

Today, after I spent 3 months growing my beard and hair so I could go for the Viking look, my mom told me I look almost eerily identical to the registered sex offender who lives 2 streets away. Out come the clippers, I’m going full bald. Three months wasted FML

I agree, your life sucks 951

You deserved it 248

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 435

You deserved it 9 665

It's fine, I'll walk

By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 358

You deserved it 11 032

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 5 December 2020 3:51

What the **** is a Keemstar?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 5 December 2020 1:08

That sounds safe. What if he wakes up suddenly with a sharp object scraping his flesh?

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 5 December 2020 1:08

That sounds safe. What if he wakes up suddenly with a sharp object scraping his flesh?

brenniman 10

Saturday 5 December 2020 1:54

Perhaps you should refuse to shave your pubic hair till he shaves his beard.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 5 December 2020 3:51

Some of us prefer bush. Not the beer. Or the Presidents. I feel I've said this before...

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 5 December 2020 3:51

What the **** is a Keemstar?

BMXDude22 12

Thursday 10 December 2020 5:34

He's a popular YouTuber… and a massive dong. Don't get the appeal, personally.

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A case of Keemstar beard?

Same thing different taste

Lockdown fashion

Haircut, haiiiiiirccuuuuuut

Viking issues

It's fine, I'll walk

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