Healthy Lifestyle, Food and Dreams: Dream baby dream - FML

Dream baby dream

By lani - 24/05/2021 00:00

Today, and since I decided to cut back on unhealthy foods, my last five dreams were literally just slideshows of junk food. FML

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By maisumepg - 17/02/2019 04:00

Today, it’s the third month of my diet. Every dream I’ve had since I started has been entirely about junk food. Every. Single. One. FML

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By human - 21/06/2019 00:01

Today, I had a dream in which I was eating vast quantities of pizza, cookies, and pastries. I became so anxious about all the calories that I woke up. Even in my dreams I'm self conscious about my diet. FML

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Spooky

By early grave - 17/10/2023 02:30

Today, I discovered that I am going to the store, buying junk food, and eating it almost every night… entirely in my sleep. So much for being healthy and not dying in my forties. FML

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By Ew - 26/05/2016 13:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML

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By daydreamer - 29/07/2012 05:12 - United States - Wilton

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML

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I'm in hell

By GiveMeCake - 02/12/2018 22:00

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML

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By ac19k - 22/03/2016 02:34 - United States - Franklin

Today, I kept having dreams that I had made drunken snapchats. Those weren't just dreams. FML

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By Fattymuch - 14/09/2011 14:27 - India

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

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Hmmm, candy

By SleepEat - 25/02/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that I eat candy in my sleep. For two months I've been dieting because of my weight and high risk of diabetes. I now know why nothing has changed. FML

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By Mimi - 16/04/2013 01:35 - United States - Vallejo

Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML

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kfchicken 31

Monday 24 May 2021 2:15

food is a hell of a drug. keep it up I've been there with the wierd dreams after a change in diet, it'll pass.

acmariner99 25

Monday 24 May 2021 2:57

I know the feeling. I keep telling myself to eat healthier and had a nice dinner with home grown steamed broccoli and dumplings ... then followed up with half a dozen Oreos. Baby steps man, baby steps.

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kfchicken 31

Monday 24 May 2021 2:15

food is a hell of a drug. keep it up I've been there with the wierd dreams after a change in diet, it'll pass.

acmariner99 25

Monday 24 May 2021 2:57

I know the feeling. I keep telling myself to eat healthier and had a nice dinner with home grown steamed broccoli and dumplings ... then followed up with half a dozen Oreos. Baby steps man, baby steps.

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 25 May 2021 2:24

The last time I went on a diet I gave it up because I had wet dreams about tacos. Yes. The food. So that was the last time I went on a diet.

OrySoma 11

Sunday 6 June 2021 5:47

you might have a problem

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