Didn't think it through

By Mister_FML - 12/08/2020 08:01

Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By zoe - 15/07/2022 22:00

Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML

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By Veronica Rambo - 24/10/2018 17:30

Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, feeling like I needed to relax, I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 12 August 2020 12:25

I’m so confused. Why were your clothes wet? Why would you take them off before having the dry clothes with you? What is happening here?

Sady_Ct 37

Wednesday 12 August 2020 10:07

Not for my husband, I can’t even get out of the shower without him wanting an eye full

Comments

malicemassacre 18

Wednesday 12 August 2020 8:37

Why were you cleaning at a store with no clothes on??

Jaymail 18

Wednesday 12 August 2020 8:59

I can answer that. I’m a very fastidious house cleaner. There’s a place for everything. And everything in its place. I invite anyone to give me a white glove test anytime. And I’ve always done my best housework Nude. My family knows it. And most people I know know it. If you haven’t done it before you should try it. Nudity and sexuality are COMPLETELY separate.

Sady_Ct 37

Wednesday 12 August 2020 10:07

Not for my husband, I can’t even get out of the shower without him wanting an eye full

Sady_Ct 37

Wednesday 12 August 2020 10:08

He said he ‘took his dirty clothes off to let them dry’, so he wasn’t cleaning nude, he just didn’t want to get in his car with dirty wet clothes on. Makes sense to me.

Jaymail 18

Wednesday 12 August 2020 12:27

Try getting just your pants, or even your shirt, wet without getting your underwear wet. I’m thinking with sweat from working. It really can’t be done.

ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 12 August 2020 12:25

I’m so confused. Why were your clothes wet? Why would you take them off before having the dry clothes with you? What is happening here?

JackFaire 27

Wednesday 12 August 2020 18:15

This makes me think of Open Water 2. That movie always pissed me off because the whole situation is caused by them being careless. I hope you got home okay but you were being careless and that's kind of on you.