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By Again - 25/07/2015 16:55 - United States - Pell City

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

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By 8to10days - 05/08/2010 11:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

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By annoyed - 28/08/2012 17:50 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

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By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

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Too late

By Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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By DebitDebacle - 15/07/2018 19:00

Today, after my bank sent me a new card because the old one had been compromised, I woke up to find that it's already been used to start an Amazon Prime account and order several movies. The card to replace a compromised card has been compromised. FML

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Losing streak

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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Trolled by technology

By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00 - South Africa

Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML

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MooKings 13

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:31

That's on you, buddy

AdamPractical 18

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:32

Maybe keep a closer eye on your valuables? Or not have a debit card.

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MooKings 13

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:31

That's on you, buddy

AdamPractical 18

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:32

Maybe keep a closer eye on your valuables? Or not have a debit card.

yeaforreal 14

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:33

C'mon OP, you have to be responsible.

SubparAtBest 23

Sunday 26 July 2015 20:00

Is this being down voted becuase its true or what? Its totally on the op right here.

fifi125 21

Sunday 26 July 2015 23:57

Or OP could just claim she never received the card and let the bank fret :)

yeaforreal 14

Monday 27 July 2015 2:59

Hmm I see a ton of problems with that...

juststephhere 23

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:33

I think it might be best for you to just not have a debit card... I get losing it once, but twice is a little much. You've got to be responsible for your belongings.

GIGA_IMPACT 15

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:33

I would say to just put it in your wallet, but you probably lost that too

leogachi 15

Sunday 26 July 2015 21:54

She may not have a wallet.

NateshN 18

Sunday 26 July 2015 22:37

I wonder why all wallet related answers are getting downvoted..?

kristindabomb 12

Monday 27 July 2015 8:18

lmao!

FalloutScrolls 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:37

I'm detecting a pattern here.

Cassandra2015 21

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:37

They invented wallets for a reason my friend!

cutycat136 28

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:38

How does one manage to lose one that quickly?

GeorgiaBea 28

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:38

Get it together man...

Lilkat39 5

Sunday 26 July 2015 16:41

Jesus you ******* flake! Can you at least try to pull it together.

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