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Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML

Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML

#17694243
110 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 1:36am - money - by julesmommy - United States (Washington)

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

#17688426
145 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

#17641020
108 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 12:48am - money - by woodre - United States

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

#17632627
132 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML

#17619423
184 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 5:35am - money - by BadTime (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

#17575849
93 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

#17566014
137 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

#17516862
104 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I counted the amount of stuff that my dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML

#17498014
100 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50am - money - by phonemenace (man) - United States (California)

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

#17497272
142 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 3:14am - money - by AshamedDaughter - Canada (British Columbia)



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