By shugette212 / Friday 5 December 2014 01:56 / United States
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  MrSassypants  |  31

Nah, rats and ants are to obvious of a suspect. I'm guessing it was a pack of Ostriches who found the candy. They have been planning this attack on that candy since last Christmas.


Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

By ironik970 / Saturday 17 September 2011 06:56 / United States
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