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Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with "YAY! I want to live with daddy! He buys better presents." Their father has literally never bought anything for them, the exact reason I'm divorcing him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33083) - you deserved it (6344)

On 09/28/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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Daddy doesn't buy anything for them? That's what you think.

What about the countless hookers? The cocaine? The Everclear? All that meant NOTHING to you?!
Well, it meant THE WORLD to them.

#10 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:24pm by allmidnighteyes

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wait, you're only divorcing him because he doesnt buy stuff for the kids?
wow. nice commitment.

#3 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:16pm by carkel

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