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Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with "YAY! I want to live with daddy! He buys better presents." Their father has literally never bought anything for them, the exact reason I'm divorcing him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31158) - you deserved it (6002)

On 09/28/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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