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Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with "YAY! I want to live with daddy! He buys better presents." Their father has literally never bought anything for them, the exact reason I'm divorcing him. FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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Daddy doesn't buy anything for them? That's what you think.

What about the countless hookers? The cocaine? The Everclear? All that meant NOTHING to you?!
Well, it meant THE WORLD to them.

#10 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:24pm by allmidnighteyes

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By "anything," I think the OP probably meant those pesky little inconsequential things like food, clothing, medicine... Daddy sounds like a deadbeat.

That said, my dad was great at buying presents. Not so much anything else. The exact reason my mom separated from him.

#18 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:37pm by Muninn

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