Today, at work, a customer pulled down her pants and lifted her...

By Yudith - 04/06/2019 02:00

Today, at work, a customer pulled down her pants and lifted her sweater to reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo. I don't work in anything health-related. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 154

You deserved it 126

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 237

You deserved it 3 577

Not now, dude!

By sammy - 26/03/2020 04:59 - Australia

Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 611

You deserved it 523

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 760

You deserved it 2 490

Nightmare Fuel

By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 664

You deserved it 357

Leftovers

By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 836

You deserved it 186

Retail stinks

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 303

You deserved it 97

By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 124 847

You deserved it 9 153

By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 286

You deserved it 2 424

By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 109 569

You deserved it 4 988

I'm in a hurry

By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 534

You deserved it 142

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 3:25

Why did she pull down her pants?

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:49

To reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 3:25

Why did she pull down her pants?

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:49

To reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:53

How high-waisted are her pants? Someone who wears pants that go up to their chest has worse problems than a festering open chest wound.

evilplatypus 38

Tuesday 4 June 2019 18:45

Maybe her sweater was tucked in?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 19:21

That’s one hell of a tuck!

Yudith 24

Thursday 6 June 2019 12:18

Okay, just to clarify, I did change some details to avoid the poor lady being recognized, but I left the size of the wound the same; big enough to go from her sagging **** all the way to her granny panties and a bit more. And yes, she did wear high-waisted pants and two sweathers; one over the pants, and one under.

manlove38 23

Tuesday 4 June 2019 4:27

No picture it didn’t happen 😨

mr_dinzaster 16

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:17

That’s so so gross did you run??

pins91 27

Tuesday 4 June 2019 18:16

Please proof read, admins... pulled down her pants... to show something on her chest... 🤷🏼‍♀️

Alan 54

Tuesday 4 June 2019 19:07

Yes, and lifted her sweater. Proofread yourself, I still don't see why the situation makes any more or less sense either way. The person could've removed all of their clothes and it would still be as absurd :)