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Today, I saw two lovely ladies leave my neighbor's house. A couple of minutes later he walks out. I made the international "did you fuck them?" horizontal fist pump hand gesture towards him. He then tells me they were his daughters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5871) - you deserved it (46099)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by OSJ (man) - United States (New York)

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