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Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51190) - you deserved it (4883)

On 05/26/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by megangubler - United States (Illinois)

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Gosh, why didn't she just pack a plastic knife or something :/. Maybe just a spoon... FYL, OP!

#2 - On 05/27/2014 at 5:11am by Comet_Candy

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Wow man, schools are harsh! Hope your mum sticks up for you eventually. FYL.

#1 - On 05/27/2014 at 5:08am by itwasthedognotme

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