Today, I allowed my sister to drive my stick shift car. When we got out, a loud, metal groaning made me turn around. My car began rolling backwards down the hill, and it was picking up speed. My sister failed to pull the emergency brake up all the way. FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 4:17pm - misc - by RIPMyAcura (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in the park. I was wearing short shorts, and he was rubbing his leg up and down mine. I didn't shave this morning but thought it was ok until he said, "Cool! I can scratch my leg on yours." FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 10:42am - misc - by quandoro - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend was getting his guitar off his wall. He accidentally dropped it, and it fell straight on my head. I pretended I didn't see him quickly check the guitar over for damage before he started apologising a lot. FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 8:01am - misc - by Aragog (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I decided to use olive oil to condition my hair. Four consecutive washes later, my hair still smells like salad dressing and I'm desperately searching for ways to get it off. FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 3:36am - misc - by blackmamba7 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got really drunk and had to pee outside. While I was going, a frog croaked in the woods and I got scared. I pissed all over myself. FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by spooked (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I found out my grandma died. I found out when my friend texted me telling me she was sorry for my loss. Everyone knew but me. FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by taylor11 - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I was on my way to work when my car suddenly stopped gaining speed. Confused, I looked at my gauges and all appeared to be fine. Turns out my fuel gauge was stuck in place and my tank was bone dry. Too bad the car that hit me didn't know this. FML
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On 03/20/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my daughter asked me if King Kong was based on a true story. She's twenty. FML
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On 03/20/2010 at 3:19pm - misc - by jaidebug8 - United States
Today, I went camping for the first time. My friends thought it would be funny to put cookie crumbs on my face while I was sleeping. I woke up with ants in my face and eyes. FML
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On 03/20/2010 at 2:13pm - misc - by Myrmecophobic (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I saw my dad going into my bedroom looking suspicious. Apparently he hides pornography in my wardrobe. FML
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On 03/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by Jessica (woman) - United Kingdom (Dudley)
Today, after a long and tiring week, I took the London underground home late. I fell asleep, went miles past my stop, and had to pay for a taxi back because I was on the last train. FML
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On 03/20/2010 at 9:13am - misc - by straphanger (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, someone said they were surprised that I was gay after they saw me making out with some guy. That "guy" is my girlfriend. FML
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On 03/20/2010 at 5:58am - misc - by TK (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
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On 03/20/2010 at 2:23am - misc - by loser. - Canada (Northwest Territories)
