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  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
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Today, I had to go to an extended family baseball game. At one point during the game, my grandpa halted play, because I was "probably cheating." As the self-appointed umpire, he decided that detaching his prosthetic leg and making me bat with it would be more fun to watch. FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by lauren (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

#18984766 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (1075) - you deserved it (226)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abused by a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

#18982881 (118)

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On 02/03/2012 at 7:48am - misc - by Jodie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

#18982285 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (4072) - you deserved it (784)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (1808) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (4382) - you deserved it (1129)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (5715) - you deserved it (267)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to give my husband a tutorial on how to use jumper cables. Confused and flustered, he requested written instructions. FML

#18975500 (78)

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On 02/02/2012 at 9:50am - misc - by MM (woman) -

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920 (232)

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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343 (95)

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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

#18969254 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (6828) - you deserved it (731)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

#18968842 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (6067) - you deserved it (898)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States

Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML

#18967284 (62)

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On 02/01/2012 at 7:21am - misc - by JohhnyKeroscene - United States