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Today, my boyfriend of 3 yeres confessd that he was sleeping with me and 5 other grls while we frst startd dating. He told me he numberd us and rolld a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

#6775724
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On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

my ex-boyfriend,ho I have been trying to get back together with, textd me. He askd me how life was going, he then askd me if I had the nakd picture of him savd on mah phone. I askd himhy. He replid that he wantd to send it to his crush. FML

#6773242
52 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 1:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I calld mah boyfriend upset because mah best friend has begun stripping to pay fir school. His response was... "Where and wat time does she work?" FML

#6765216
123 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with . There was a preview fir an upcoming 3D movie . I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before . She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye . Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

#6762994
82 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 9:49am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I texted a somewhat overwieght girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her ( Have you been dating anyone lately? ) Unfortunately with predictive text, ( dating ) came out as ( eating ). I didn't realize it till after it sent. mega FML

#6761205
133 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was excitedhen I saw a missd call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend finally willing to talk, it was the creepy guy I met on the bus in Novemberho I haven't seen since but has written me poetry. FML

#6761067
52 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy,om I've ad a crus on for forever,en e asked me to video cat . I got so excited an immediately pressed accept, witout tinking . Not until e started screaming an cursing did I realize tat I was still using ma laptop on te toilet . FML

#6753544
147 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah crush took me to a park an told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench an were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in mah arse an he can't stop laughing. FML

#6751631
66 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 12:06pm - love - by Mojo (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was hit on by a guyho decidd to use the line, "My love 4 you is lyk diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
100 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Talking To This Guy I Like. He's Very Private An Hides All His Photos An Wall Posts On Facebook. Or So I Thought, Turns Out He Has Me On A Restricted Friends List, Titled ( Creepers. ) FML

#6746062
53 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - love - by creeper (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Texting Friend. He Has A History Of Depression,hich We Were Talking About, An Somehow, He Turnd The Conversation To: "If We Ever Broke Up, I Would Kill Myself." I Didn't Even Know We Were Even Going Out. FML

#6740845
130 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 7:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today mah partner an I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quotd some song lyrics saying "If you want to be happy 4 the rest of your life make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughd an then mah partner said "Boy you got THAT right." mega FML

#6739480
60 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 3:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

today I went to Victoria's Secret to get sizd. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter askd me to hand them my ticket, I reachd into my pocket and handd it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

#6738638
47 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by StrawberryJuicey (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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