By Anonymous - 25/05/2019 20:03

Today, I went straight from a kickboxing class to a first date. I coughed and a tooth that must have been knocked loose during free sparring fell into my hand, and I got blood on my shirt and the table. My date had a blood phobia and passed out, breaking her own front tooth on the table edge FML
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Chen Zhibang 8

Consider that your first victory by a knockout.

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RichardPencil 30

You couldn’t get through a first date without a domestic violence incident? This does not bode well.

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Chen Zhibang 8

Consider that your first victory by a knockout.

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cacheson 41

Man, don’t cough into your hand... rules of disease prevention!

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RichardPencil 30

You couldn’t get through a first date without a domestic violence incident? This does not bode well.

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tounces7 27

You went on a date after being all sweaty and shit?

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kenken5 16

I’m guessing he showered and changed at the gym and drove straight there, therefore not much time had passed and he hadn’t realized the loose tooth

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swervelol 28

well at least now you two have something in common!

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BurnInDemonFire 33

What time was your date? Tooth hurty? I'm here all week. Tip your wait staff, because they probably had to revive your date.

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alycion 38

If she goes on a second date, she’s a keeper.

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Iki Chan Hoi Kei 3

please stay together so you’ll have a great story to tell your future kids 😂

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