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Today, After Finally Getting A Date With The Grl I Like, She Invited Her New Boyfriend Along As Well. I Ended Up Paying Fir Thier Frst Date. FML

#7669267
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On 01/29/2010 at 8:18am - love - by waterspike - Sent from mobile version

Today, the grl I've been dating asked me to describe her body. I said "Thin an toned but curvy in all the right places." I then asked her the same question tohich she replied, "I don't know, u know I'm always drunkhen we're together." FML

#7667037
59 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 3:43am - love - by pugs - Sent from mobile version

Today, ma fiancé told me e didn't ave te money to make payments on ma engagement ring and tat I eiter ave to return it, or make te payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and r "dating." mega FML

#7657890
196 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 10:32pm - love - by oregongrl1991 - Sent from mobile version

Today Mah Boyfriend And I Were Having A Make-out Session In The Backseat Of His Car When We Heard A Voice Coming From His Pants!! Who Did He Pocket Dial? My House!! At Midnight When I Was Supposed To Be Home!! FML

#7644201
73 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by Whoops - Sent from mobile version

TODAY... MY BEST FRIEND BECAME MY EX-BEST FRIEND. I AVE FINALLY GOTTEN OVER TE GUY SE STOLE FROM ME A YEAR AGO AN AVE DEVELOPED A CRUS ON ANOTER GUY. MY BEST FRIEND CALLED ME TODAY TO TELL ME TAT SE BROKE UP WIT TE FRST GUY AN IS NOW GOING OUT WIT MY CURRENT CRUS. FML

#7641681
214 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by Cheater_Cheater_Pumpkin_Eater - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Want Out On A Data With A Guy Significantly Oldar Than Mysalf. I Told Him I Raally Likad Him Cuz I Can Hava An Intalligant Convarsation With Him, Unlika Most Guys My Aga. Ha Told Ma Ha Just Wantad To Gat Into My Pants. Fat FML

#7638803
160 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 8:59am - love - by thisucks (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

YESTERDAY I ASKED MY BOYFRIEND ADVICE ON APARTMENT HUNTING - AS WE WERE PLANNING TO MOVE IN WITH EACH OTHER . HE TOLD ME THAT THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN AFFORD TO MOVE OUT OF HIS PARENTS' HOUSE ANYTIME SOON . HE CAN , HOWEVER , AFFORD A COLLECTION OF BELT-FED AUTOMATIC NERF GUNS . FML

Today , mah boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married an he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him 4 the past month. mega FML

#7605388
81 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... some girl from Colorado called me. She knew my name. My Facebook. I had no idea how she got my number. She then asks me out. I say "sure" sarcastically. She then calls my girlfriend... who also lives in Colorado. Our relationship is now over. FML

#7598388
112 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 9:12pm - love - by Aaron (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Went On A Date With The Hottest Guy I've Ever Met!! He Is Also Rich And Successful, And Would Probably Be Perfect For Me, If Only He Could Stop Bragging About It!! FML

#7586037
201 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgustd, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a message from ma ex saying ow sorry e was fir everyting e did . He also said tat if e wasn't getting marrid and aving a kid we could still be togeter . We broke up a year ago . FML

#7584201
43 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - love - by nubbins (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day ma moter urgd me to "get over tis lesbian ting and give me some grandkids." In front of ma grlfriend of eleven monts!! FML

#7583250
33 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)



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