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Today, my husband and I moved to get closer to his job. Today he got transferred 150 miles away from where we moved to. FML

#13297410
30 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 12:00am - love - by liz - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

#13293908
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33594) - you deserved it (3202)

On 10/02/2010 at 8:12pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

#13287186
56 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
191 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
100 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML

#13283884
131 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 12:22am - love - by laterchoice (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

#13281816
226 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

#13269256
77 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 9:55pm - love - by dontask (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out less than 3 weeks before my wedding my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML

#13263221
112 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:14pm - love - by no luck - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

#13260276
83 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 4:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML

#13259314
56 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:31am - love - by stupidgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, this guy I've been "seeing" for a year said he didn't want to share my birthday with me because he doesn't want us to get serious. FML

#13245354
60 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18474) - you deserved it (28839)

On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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