Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
by great / 02/28/2015 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Love
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Just casually lure her to an asylum
#3 - On 02/28/2015 at 11:55pm by kangx1
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You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.
#1 - On 02/28/2015 at 11:53pm by mikepzz
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