By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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kangx1 28

Just casually lure her to an asylum

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mikepzz 27

You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.

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darryaz 9

Run. Don't walk..... RUN. I have a psycho bitch ex-wife who tried that one when we were still dating and I fell for it. 30 years later, she's my ex-wife and is still bat-shit insane. Fortunately we live on opposite sides of the country.

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abNormal62 23

I was wondering who my ex was dating.... Mystery solved! Run Forrest! Run!

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mcilduff 20

Her problem not yours, run and get far away from that time bomb.

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ohthewoes 2

It's not really my business, but that is emotional abuse and blackmail. I was with an abusive guy for 4 years because he did this to me, but I finally reached the point where I just didn't care whether or not he did. Spoiler Alert! He decided his life was still worth living without me.

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bearsbear01 7

Look at it this way her wrist not yours so she will only harm her self and not you. I recommend running like hell is after you.

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uncle_ssaamm 12

tell her parents assuming they have good parenting skills because she needs help

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