Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
I agree, your life sucks (55288) - you deserved it (6331)
On 02/03/2014 at 5:47pm - love - by well i'm fucked (man) - United States (Washington)
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3 weeks you better run she's crazy!
#1 - On 02/03/2014 at 7:06pm by mkymouse90
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Tell her you're sterile
#5 - On 02/03/2014 at 7:07pm by jnanderson
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