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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

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By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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You deserved it 92

By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

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mkymouse90 17

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:06

3 weeks you better run she's crazy!

jnanderson 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:07

Tell her you're sterile

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BFons 19

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:15

Let her.

Tashmahollic 7

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:21

run and run fast. you don't have to be the fastest, just run faster than 1 other guy.

Enchantedlove 1

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:24

You need to dump this girl !

jttdot 3

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:25

Lol I don't think she will do it. She could be tempted to.

cjlerch 29

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:25

Whatever you do, DON'T let her reproduce.

jmayer12 14

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:25

Propose

zxsix 1

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:26

Well that's not on you. eject and block her number!

dovahconn 12

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:28

call her bluff

RayneSmytson 24

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:28

Leave! That's the start of an abusive relationship... Get out before she is pregnant with your baby and you can't leave for the safety of the child!

ssseksci 3

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:30

Dump that crazy bitch right now bro!

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