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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

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Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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Extreme response

By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

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mkymouse90 17

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:06

3 weeks you better run she's crazy!

jnanderson 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:07

Tell her you're sterile

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:52

Just hope she doesn't kill herself when you move on...she needs to see a therapist...

OfficialJSmooth1 6

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:58

Run run as far as you can! Leave the US and move to Japan!

Dark_Stream 29

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:04

Play the V-card. Tell her you had a vasectomy. Point to one of the wrinkles on your scrotum, and say "See, right there." Then run like the wind.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:05

She's crazy as hell.

mamaflower 23

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:07

Wow she sounds unstable! Please don't breed with her!

matthews_van 10

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:09

Sounds like a crazy bat

Etweens96 25

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:12

Dude, run!

AloysiusWeasley 15

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:14

Stop sticking your dick in crazy.

EmeraldRarity 8

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:16

Three Words: Get. Out. Now.

kiraleann 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:19

RUN!

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