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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

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By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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Extreme response

By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

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mkymouse90 17

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:06

3 weeks you better run she's crazy!

jnanderson 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:07

Tell her you're sterile

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israelnotjacob 20

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:21

Dude she's a psycho. Get out immediately. Tell her its over and do everything to cut off her means of communication with you. Believe me you don't want to be with someone like her.

Phooey 22

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:22

Call her bluff. Females are crazy!

romanah87 1

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:22

run as fast as you can

outoftown 26

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:26

Sounds like she thinks a baby will fix her problems. You don't want your kid being that kid.

CrazyMelvin 14

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:27

Call suicide hotline and dump het

what_was_that 3

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:34

That's emotional abuse, where she's trying to basically tie you to her with the fear that if you don't do what she wants, she'll kill herself. You need to get out, and maybe not seeing her would be a good thing. Guys can be abused to, by girls like this. Dump her, and get away ASAP.

blueoctober18 4

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:37

Dude, run

Skrappz 4

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:38

DUMP HER! Don't let that B**** manipulate you into a baby~

RoseCrystal 17

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:40

Run! Run now!!

canadiantrucker 1

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:50

dude, run.

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