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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

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mkymouse90 17

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:06

3 weeks you better run she's crazy!

jnanderson 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:07

Tell her you're sterile

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breakinlegs 19

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:20

One less idiot in the world.

Godsofdracos 15

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:48

Darwinism at its finest! Don't even need a shark, with a T-Rex on it's back, with lasers and missiles, and a skeleton riding shotgun to get rid of this one. She's going to do it herself!

magiczebra 9

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:21

You run. You run so far away.

weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:23

run and run fast

purebliss_fml 19

Tuesday 4 February 2014 4:35

What if he sprints?

Ben009 13

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:24

RUN

Readoll 13

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:25

Cut off contact.... Any texts she sends, save them.. You might need a restraining order

MysticMonkey 9

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:25

You shouldn't be held to ransom like that. Emotional blackmail is wrong, run OP.

ZY1431 24

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:26

run to the hills run for you life :)

Mynamewontfi 40

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:31

She is not only crazy for wanting a kid so soon, but also for threatening to kill herself over something like that. There is only one advice left: Run as fast as you can and do not look back.

olpally 32

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:41

Stage 5 clinger!!! Run! Ahhh, 3 weeks? She's a nut bar!

dimple13194 10

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:44

Get the fvck out

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