By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 22

Borderline Personality Disorder much? Run like hell, OP.

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King_paradox 22

What color casket would you like me to order for her?

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Sal_G_63 5

Dude, did you pick-up the Over Attached Girlfriend? ******* RUN, bro.

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lovelyweirdo 4

that sounds horrible

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Saphruikan 2

Dude, that's abusive behavior and you need to cut it off. ASAP.

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pacmanman 15

You got a three week head start...run man! RUN!

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softpink914 7

Watch out its a trap. Suicidal people don't threaten to kill themselves they just go and do it. Keep your condoms in a safe place where she won't find them she may get desparate enough to poke holes in them to get pregnant.

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Quiet_one 22

I think a much better plan would be to just not have sex with her. Isn't there a saying that goes "Don't stick your dick in crazy"? You just gave an example of why that's probably good advice. Run, OP! Run!

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