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Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML

#21268339
67 comments

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On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

#21267816
120 comments

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On 09/29/2014 at 6:04pm - love - by inmycar - United States (New York)

Today, I waited for over an hour in a park for a date who didn't show up. I finally left because someone came up to me and accused me of creeping on their kids. FML

#21267321
62 comments

Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML

#21267195
83 comments

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On 09/28/2014 at 6:55pm - love - by superman21 - Ireland

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

#21266998
82 comments

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On 09/28/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by jquaw - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

#21266215
68 comments

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On 09/27/2014 at 4:16am - love - by nyx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the day before my wife and I leave for our 1 year anniversary trip, I realized my passport expires in 2014, not 2015. Instead of a week's stay at an all-inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic, we'll be spending three days in Louisville. Three angry days in Louisville. FML

#21266059
93 comments

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On 09/26/2014 at 10:23pm - love - by dumass - United States (Ohio)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

#21265921
96 comments

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On 09/26/2014 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

#21265851
68 comments

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On 09/26/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by ihateguys (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML

#21265612
77 comments

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On 09/26/2014 at 2:56am - love - by bri_sci94 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

#21265100
49 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML

#21264094
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31737) - you deserved it (2525)

On 09/23/2014 at 9:19pm - love - by Tag (woman) - Australia

Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML

#21263839
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34562) - you deserved it (4137)

On 09/23/2014 at 2:04pm - love - by danceinconverse - Canada (Ontario)



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