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Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (252) - you deserved it (151)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went tanning. When I got home, I realized I'd left my engagement ring next to the tanning bed. I went back to get it. It wasn't there. FML

#18984134 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (1043) - you deserved it (2057)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

#18979126 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (3553) - you deserved it (837)

On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

#18977119 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (4952) - you deserved it (911)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

#18976383 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (5421) - you deserved it (1219)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (8720) - you deserved it (438)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (7207) - you deserved it (555)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (8869) - you deserved it (564)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

#18954605 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (5166) - you deserved it (2613)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271 (292)

I agree, your life sucks (7572) - you deserved it (11018)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

#18943395 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (6012) - you deserved it (768)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

#18943380 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (6804) - you deserved it (833)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML

#18940800 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (8621) - you deserved it (705)

On 01/29/2012 at 4:55am - love - by brokeandsingle - United Kingdom (York)