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Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

#21451650
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On 08/04/2015 at 3:33am - love - by that girl has a beard - Canada

Today, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric hospital, after being declared 'Not criminally responsible for a crime'" to my list of qualities that I want in a man. FML

#21451515
31 comments

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On 08/03/2015 at 9:43pm - love - by whyyyyyme (woman) - Canada

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

#21451505
71 comments

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On 08/03/2015 at 9:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML

#21451268
84 comments

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On 08/03/2015 at 10:14am - love - by Cygnus - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

#21450259
104 comments

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On 08/01/2015 at 12:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML

#21450122
76 comments

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On 07/31/2015 at 5:04pm - love - by single and unbuggered (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
57 comments

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On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

#21448527
262 comments

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On 07/28/2015 at 11:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML

#21448265
44 comments

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On 07/27/2015 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

#21448078
134 comments

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On 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm - love - by Afroman720 (man) - United States

Today, I found out why my girlfriend was so excited to get to see me. She finally got to end the relationship she didn't want anymore. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

#21447549
114 comments

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On 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by rissa5214 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

#21447547
72 comments

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On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda



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