Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 12:34am - love - by achoooo (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. So we were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say "I Love You". So I told him to "say it already". Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 3:36pm - love - by Her (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 12:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by x (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 12:20pm - love - by z (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 5:12am - love - by scumbag (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 1:41am - love - by dumper - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 9:00am - love - by reality_stricken (woman) - Guam
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 1:51am - love - by BlackCheetah101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Northwest Territories)
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 10:17pm - love - by tbanana95 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 8:12pm - love - by Uknowwh (woman) - United States (New York)
