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Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30971) - you deserved it (8723)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:18am - intimacy - by btswc - United States (Hawaii)

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He must have one strong hand shake

#4 - On 05/21/2011 at 5:59am by denvan

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dress up like a hand. that is all

#17 - On 05/21/2011 at 6:15am by ChopToxicity

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