By btswc - 21/05/2011 07:18 - United States

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Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
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denvan 0

He must have one strong hand shake

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WallyTheWombat 0

So I'm not too sure how this is played out. If he masturbates every day that they don't have sex... is it that they don't have sex cause he masturbated? or that he masturbated because op won't have sex with him? If 1: 1) Try to get to him first. if 2: 2) Quit complaining and sleep with your husband!

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RUSH777 0

55, I don't think sex is important at all. I don't even enjoy sex half of the time.

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rawritsgreta7 0

looks like you've got competition !

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griffindragon97 3

tell him that he wouldn't be alive without sex and it feels twice as better

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xtacticalswarmx 0

Wow, choosing to not have sex, and not enjoying it? That's rough. Do you have a noob for a partner?

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laurbear12 3

81 - clearly the guys you've been with don't know what they're doing.

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xtacticalswarmx 0

Where did you find you picture? And a ***** won't solve anything. She wants to have sex, WITH her husband. Lol

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jayemdoubleyou 1

Sounds like someone is bending the truth. Men ********** because they aren't having sex. It's never the other way around...unless you are getting fat or in some other way less attractive.

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monnanon 13

actually some men are chronic masturbators and will do anything to pleasure themselves. Sometimes they are just to selfish to want anything but their own pleasure. Thankfully these things aren't too common but they do happen

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rawr9able 4

I must say, while I love sex and all it's godlyness it's refreshing to see people who aren't obsessed with it. Plus people who aren't tend to be interesting and those who are interested but keep it to themselves and their partner tend to be kinky and interesting. Stop riding Keevs back like a horse and realise not everyones the same.

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rogerover 19

I'm guessing he got tired of No and took matters into his own hands. now he's lost in ****-land so it's gonna take some serious sexual effort and willingness on your part to bring him back to reality (pussy-land). Start with your mouth. He will return to you.

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