Intimacy: Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have...

By btswc - 21/05/2011 07:18 - United States

Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 22:00

Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 17:00 - United States

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML

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By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

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By Simon Edhouse - 13/09/2021 09:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML

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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 12:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 11:01

Today, my husband chose to masturbate. I'm not getting laid for the forth night in a row, because initiating sex is too hard for him. Just once, I want to not have to initiate or flat out beg for it. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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denvan 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:59

He must have one strong hand shake

WallyTheWombat 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:07

So I'm not too sure how this is played out. If he masturbates every day that they don't have sex... is it that they don't have sex cause he masturbated? or that he masturbated because op won't have sex with him? If 1: 1) Try to get to him first. if 2: 2) Quit complaining and sleep with your husband!

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cumverg 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:49

This comment simply wins.

facethtcreeps 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 8:52

ask if you can watch;)

thatssomeBS 9

Sunday 22 May 2011 11:03

Is the husband's name Al Bundy?

jlove34 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 15:43

My husband doesn't like to have sex with me either. It's not for trying on my part. I ask everyday, wear sexy clothes, I haven't gained any weight either.

Arch27 27

Wednesday 17 August 2011 17:15

Maybe he has issues. Serious issues. You may need to drag his ass to therapy.

Osito2011 9

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:47

what you need to do is get have sex husband or say good bye to a healthy happy marriage. he's going to look for it somewhere else. he's your husband, have sex

thatdesertdude 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 22:34

that's just weird, what kind of crazy person prefers lotion and a mag over sex with a living breathing person? shaking my head......

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 23 May 2011 1:07

That's just wrong. It should be at least twice every day you don't have sex.

nicole_kaylee201 0

Monday 23 May 2011 8:31

my boyfriend and I have a better sex life and we don't even live together! sad OP, sad. dont you ever do anything that turns him on? he can't get hard with out you (or in this case a magazine). shame on you for making him do it himself!