By btswc - 21/05/2011 07:18 - United States

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Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
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denvan 0

He must have one strong hand shake

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WallyTheWombat 0

So I'm not too sure how this is played out. If he masturbates every day that they don't have sex... is it that they don't have sex cause he masturbated? or that he masturbated because op won't have sex with him? If 1: 1) Try to get to him first. if 2: 2) Quit complaining and sleep with your husband!

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emariebake 0

I hope that is sarcasm.

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annihil8or 15

Hes gonna have carpel tunnel soon, but u know the fix. And any married guy who prefers hand over hittin that has issues

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missmaryb 0

That's his way of telling you to start having sex with him. Sounds like he gave up trying some time ago.

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popsvb01 9

you both are aware that you can Jack it/have sex more than once in a day right?

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fizzypop14 3

take some initiative then? tell him you want to have sex. he won't say no

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Jmo247 1

you must have never had sex before bc no regular person would say that

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teameminem 2

Your comments are brutal. I'm beginning to think that you have the fear of anything sexual. Sex isn't important? None of us would be alive without sex, so sex is a necessity for human survival. Think again before you comment something like that.

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zRoDenTz 0

have sex with him. not just once, but enough to keep him from having to get off some other way. its your fault

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