By btswc - 21/05/2011 07:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 115
You deserved it 9 700

Same thing different taste

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denvan 0

He must have one strong hand shake

WallyTheWombat 0

So I'm not too sure how this is played out. If he masturbates every day that they don't have sex... is it that they don't have sex cause he masturbated? or that he masturbated because op won't have sex with him? If 1: 1) Try to get to him first. if 2: 2) Quit complaining and sleep with your husband!

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tie him to the bed and have your ways with him ;) and if u do him good he"ll come back for more

cwmbear 0

You let yourself go real bad the last year, huh?

what people fail to realize here is... ...that op's wife's vag resembles an enemy from silent hill. |the kid|

everyone, shut the hell up; we're dealing with a eunuch here. seriously, i also believe that one shouldn't be obsessed with sex. however, i've never met a male that didn't *like* it. i mean, it feels good...:O |the kid|

Yeah. Although I respect your opinion, I don't see why you need to express it on every FML related to sex. You don't like sex okay, we get it, and you know people will "get on your back" about it. Looks more like propaganda to me, sorry.

probably more like he's screwing someone at work...

"sex is not that important to me* anyway." Fixed it for ya.

of course it is going to happen nothing bores a guy more than a woman who has lost her sex drive

gtrgdss 0

marriage is over. when they love themselves more than you, it speaks volumes, dontcha think??