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Elaillce's illustrated FML

So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I noticed a lot of people wandering around town with flags and face-paint, or hogging public transportation while bellowing things like, "WHO ARE YA?" I just hid behind my copy of Clifford the big red dog to avoid being seen. I wasn't wearing the right colours I think. These people are very attached to the right colours. To take a break from all the hassle, this week we're going up north to talk about clothes and fabrics, as well as the dangers of on-line shopping. Let's get started. 

ELAILLCE'S ILLUSTRATED FML

"Spiders, my worst phobia, there were loads of them in my parents' garage and as luck would have it, the freezer containing the ice cream was in there with them!" 

Elaillce by Alice

 


This week, you might be surprised by our guest's nickname. There is an explanation, though: "I decided that Elaillce meant Alice in English." Yes, this doesn't make much sense when translated from French into English (as this interview was), but don't worry, it doesn't make much sense in French either. 

Her info:
Age: 27
Location: Montreal, Canada
Website: Elaillce, from Paris to Montreal
Her illustrated FML: The one with the dress


Alice's nickname is messing with my head. I can't write it down without looking at it and copying it. That probably says more about my declining mental faculties that anything else, but still, what a strange idea for a name. Elaillce it is, then. She has quite the unusual past from some of the illustrators we've had on here, but it's the kind of story we hear a lot about from young french workers: "I studied for 4 years in graphic design and illustration in a private school in Paris. Then I got my first job in packaging, but I didn't enjoy it at all. And seeing as I couldn't get a job in anything related to the internet, I decided to leave France to try my luck in Quebec, and it worked!" Canada, the promised land for many French people, with its *insert usual lazy stereotypes about Quebec, its food, colloquial use of French and the rest.* Go check out her blog, it's very funny and she talks about her life in Quebec as someone who knows what she's talking about. 

So, what does get up to? Is it fun? "I'm an internet graphics designer, I design websites and apps. I love graphics and the internet as much as illustrating. The problem when you're in an agency is that you don't have total freedom in your choice of projects. That's why I created my blog, where I could do absolutely anything I wanted." So, she was right to move all the way over. A lot of people have done the same, but have regretted it. I know a few, some did OK, others came back after 6 months, homesick. 

Her projects are quite defined, and centred on one in particular: "I would like to open a shop on-line with my illustrations, and especially I would like to find a way to get my book back in print again : Le Québec tout en émotions. (Quebec, all emotions)." You've probably guessed what I'm going to say now. If anyone reading this can help her out, don't hesitate to contact us, or Alice directly, it would be great thing to do, and your karma points will increase. I don't believe in karma, but I'm sure that I'll be coming back as a toilet brush or a cockroach if it does. 

Recurring question, but intriguing one: was there an event or a person that give you the impetus to start drawing? "When I was little, I spent a lot of tome drawing with my grandmother who drew a lot herself. It was more or less obvious at the end of middle school that I was going to study applied arts. It finally clicked when I saw the movie Princess Mononoke (a huge slap in the face for me at the time) by Hayao Miyazaki. It seemed so beautiful and poetic. There was also The Nightmare before Christmas that was huge influence for a while." 

What do you get up to in your spare time? "I like simple pleasures like drinking a beer outdoors with my friends, or eating a tub of Haagen Daazs in front of a girly movie. Drawing is also a pleasure because I don't do it during working hours. As for my vices, I must admit that my weak spots are food, wine and shopping! As for comics, I recently enjoyed Tchao Günther by Lili Sohn. It's an autobiographical by a woman from Montreal who tells the story of her struggle with cancer, but with a certain sense of humour. The second comic book is The Crocodiles by Thomas Mathieu, a book about sexism and women being hassled in the street. I like the book, because it's a subject not a lot of people talk about, unfortunately. I love fashion blogs, my two favourites are Et pourquoi pas coline and Sincerely Jules. As for illustration blogs, I still love Diglee whose posts are more and more concerned with women's everyday struggles and I like it! I'm also a big fans of 130 cartonsElise Gravel, or Charlotte du jour."

A personal FML? "One morning during clothes sales, I went shopping. I bought a nice pair of jeans shorts at a really nice price. In the afternoon I went to a music festival so I put on my great new purchase. After having travelled across Paris, a woman stopped me in the subway to tell me I'd left the "Nice price" sticker from the shorts and that it was dangling from my butt. It's a good thing that female solidarity still exists, phew!" 

Some last advice for budding illustrators? "You just have to give yourself the means to get there. It's by practising that you make perfect. Sometimes, the strength of an illustration isn't in the the drawing but in the content, and that's what I try to do. Find your style, and it'll work!" Great advice. One day, maybe even I'll find my style.

That's it for this week. Thanks to Alice/Elaillce for taking part, it was a real pleasure. Good luck with the book. I'm pretty proud of having written all this without any crappy puns about Canada, Quebec and Poutine. I must be getting old and wise. Definitely old. It's now time to piss off on weekend, have a good one. Unless you work at the weekend, in which case, hang in there. Be excellent to each other and don't eat too many figs. 

What about you? If you think you've got talent and want to contribute to the illustrated FML, send us an email to contact@fmylife.com but only send us your blog's address and a few samples of your work. No need to create an illustrated FML straight away!

#1514 - Illustrated FML - On 04/17/2015 at 8:57am by Alan - 2 comments

The Best of the Worst #13

Yep, it's back, finally. We couldn't post another instalment of the Best of the Worst too soon after our April Fool's prank, you guys needed some time to recover from the onslaught of bad spelling and general nonsensical FMLs. But now, it's time to check out some more weird and wonderful submissions from the FML postbag. This time, unlike April Fool's, they're not computer generated mistakes and grammatical blunders, this was all written by actual people. If you can call this sort of thing "writing". Anyway, that's enough jibber-jabber; time for the weirdness to be let loose.

For those of you who are new to this: we get sent FMLs every day. Thousands. We only publish a handful, most are rejected for being plain. But then there's the tiny percent which are downright weird. This monthly collection is our way of saluting the people who dare to go to the outer limits of sanity, because we don't really know what they expect to achieve from sending these… things in to FML. Anyway, check out this month's batch. 

 

Modern romance

Today,my off got to drink and was trying to fuk me and she smiled like fish on top of that this shit is sick and going to get mad at me cause she stand like that flm

Get a room

Today, I finally realised why my friend’s fountain pen kept clogging. The ink I use (blue-black colour) contains an otherwise highly corrosive substance that would, in any higher amount, completely destroy the pen. This went on for weeks. Now I’m afraid the rust won’t ever come out. EVER. FML
 

Warren

Today, as I was driving this morning I ran over a squirrel and as I stop to see if it was going to be ok, it got back up and started to attack me, now I have rabbits. FML
 

Prince drives 4 U

Today, while carpooling with a Coworker to our office, he began to rant on about how my underwear are always purple. I block him out until I hit a lady crossing the street, who just so happened to be wearing purple underwear. FML
 

That's out of the window

Today, I found out that the girl of my dreams like blacks guys. And only black doors:( fml

The annoying kids you know

In the hall my friend and i were holding pinkys (thats just what we do we are wierdos) and we do this thing were we yell wooooooooooooooooooo and swing our arms backwards . so our friend victoria joins in and we do it and catherine falls right on her ass loooooooooool fuck her life
 

Misery doesn't love company

Ok, well im a misanthropist and i found out this girl i like loves guys who dont trust anyone, so i tell her that im a misanthropist, not realizing that she was really a blonde and didnt know what it meant but now her gay guy friend cant stop texting me asking if i want to chill or sleep over FML…
 

Taking care of buisineaes

Today, Internet Cable Electricity goes out 2ice n I have 2 buisineaes that I was working so I put my fist through 3 glass windows Fml to hell no one has a worse life than mine
 

Thanks, dartboy

Today, I shoot darts at a dart board to see if I’ll have a good day. I missed all 3 darts and my uncle passed away from lung cancer. FML
 

Anger issues

Im 11 and i read alot of fmls and one day i come across an fml that says blah blah blah blah i hate 5th graders! i say ugg whatever they are an a** licking ball sack mother fu***** co*k b!tch haha punk a** b!tch!!! FML
 

That's it for April. We'll be back in May with a new bunch of weird and wonderful non-stories. If you enjoyed reading these, you can try and spot some more by using the "Moderate the FMLs" feature on our website/app. Oh, and as usual, these are all compiled from the website/app since the start, so don't bother trying to send in "weird" FMLs to try and get published here: we can tell. See you next month!

 

Bonus track: Sometimes, an FML can also tell a story of a man's triumph over the elements, over nature. Silver linings, and all that.

Small acorns

Today, I caught a cockroach without using any broom or bygone spray . YES n it’s my 1st time.

#1513 - About FMyLife - On 04/13/2015 at 5:47am by Alan - 93 comments

Kurt's illustrated FML

We've finally found out how those pesky "17 ways to please your cat that looks like Hitler's house" articles get you to click on them. It's pretty straightforward really. Right, now that that's done, let's get on with the rest of it. This week has seen the return of spring, a little bit of warmth and short skirts. Well, I've been wearing a lot of them, so what, don't oppress me dude. You can also pre-order the Apple Watch, so you can pretend to be David Hasselhoff in Knight Rider talking to his car via his wrist. No, I haven't ordered one. This week it's all about the cigarettes, which always lead to a healthy debate. Sorry. Some people want to be able to smoke wherever the hell they want, others want people to conform to their vision of whatever crypto-fascist state is flashing around their narrow-parametered brains. Well, that's what I gather from some debates in the comments sections under tobacco-related articles. We'll be having none of that on FML, OK? We're civilised people, we respect people's rights to choose to do whatever they want to do to their own bodies, good or bad, as long as they don't come round to do it in my living room while I'm trying to teach my cat to moonwalk. Let's get started.

KURT'S ILLUSTRATED FML

"My phobia is fear of heights but it's most of all the fear of not having any cheese left in the refrigerator..."

Self-portrait Kurt by Thomas C.

 


This week it's a dude's turn to have a crack at an illustrated FML. The fact that the artist has a penis or not has no relevance whatsoever, but I needed a transition. 

His info:
Age: 31
Location: Roubaix, France
Website: Kurt's blog, and the Gronouille blog.
His illustrated FML: The one with the smell


I found Kurt on the Internet. I saw his blog while riding my virtual moped around the superinformation highway and I reckoned that he'd be a good fit on FML. I wasn't sure he'd be OK with us, because his style of comic is a little more politically charged than our usual fare, but to my delight he accepted. But first, he had to discover FML, because he was part of the planet who still hadn't heard of us. How is this possible? Has our world domination plan not reached his neck of the woods yet? Weird. 

"Press illustrator and artistic contractor." 
That's how Kurt defines what he does. After graduating high-school with a specialisation in plastic arts, he went on to get a diploma as a trainer-educator. After winning a competition involving freedom of speech as a press illustrator in 2014, he started to get paid for his illustrations, and now he also works in schools and social centres ("I've got to make a living!") 

And he likes his job: "I like the freedom that drawing allows. Being able to seize the daily news. I like being able to make people laugh with a drawing, caricatures, I like silly drawing, the absurd. Making fun of politicians and human stupidity. I'm also looking for a publisher! If you're interested…" I'm not a publisher myself, but we can use this space to launch an appeal. So, if there are any editors or publishers out there, don't hesitate to contact Kurt straight away. 

What's your current activity? "I create illustrations for Psikopat, Tendance Ouest, Sans Culotte 85 and la Brique. I draw the comic strip  Gronouille with drEvil who does the stories, and we're looking for a publisher." Yes, I think we've already mentioned that, but let's let it hang in the air one more time. Here's the link to Gronouille, just in case some of you are curious to find out what it is (it's in French, but it's easy enough to grasp, and besides, French is easy to learn, I did). And then send your publishing money Kurt's way please.

The usual question: was there someone or something that made you want to draw? "I've always drawn, ever since I was little. I coloured in the Tintin and Lucky Luke comics that belonged to my parents, and I drew stories that my dad would bind together, and I would tell him what to write as dialogue. I then filled thousands of pages and margins of drawings (the best drawing school there is, BTW). The fact that I could turn "pro" only became apparent recently, thanks to a press-journalism drawing competition that I managed to win. I put "pro" in quotation marks because as I do press drawings, very few newspapers are willing to pay for my work, a lot of what I do is volunteer work, but I see it as a first step into the very closed-off world of the press. The recent events at Charlie Hebdo really moved me and convinced me even more that I should persevere and believe in my dream, and live for my passion." The whole "working for free" thing has been a sticky point for FML sometimes, because we see the illustrated FMLs as a partnership, a showcase for people we think are talented. But have had a few… remarks! 

Watch out, Kurt is METAL! "Besides reading comics and drawing, I love metal music. I often go to concerts… MOTÖRHEAD ROCK!!! I'm a pseudo guitarist in a punk/metal band (Uncle Winster) without any particular ambition, it's all for fun! We play in bars now and again. I love rehearsing with my friends, play board games but also spend some time with my girlfriend, long walks, garage sales, etc." I totally agree about Motörhead (I have the same bass as Lemmy and I often put on Ace of Spades to motivate myself to do the housework). So, respect. 

Seeing as you're a musician, you must have a bunch of personal FMLs relating to technical issues? "I was recently burgled and my computer was taken, the very one I'd stored the illustrated FML on. So I had to do it all over again…" Ah, yes, that sucks. Luckily, the comic strip is here, so all's well that ends well, but still, it's the first time we've had an Inception-style FML occur while creating an illustrated FML. An FML inside an FML-related event. Spooky.

To end the interview, do you have any tips for budding illustrators? "Try to draw as often as possible. Start with simple things, try to enjoy enjoy yourself and above all, persevere." Persevering is the key. It's like playing an instrument, you don't just give up the guitar because you're fingers hurt and it sounds shite. You push through the pain until that barre chord sounds right. I guess.

That's the shop closed for today. Thanks to Kurt for his sense of humour, his drawings and everything. We hope that now you've discovered FML that you'll come back to do us some more illustrated FMLs. Because we see illustrated FMLs as a way to showcase talents. So don't hesitate to send in an application to take part, we'd love to hear from you. Right, weekend time, let's go celebrate things, celebrate the spring, celebrate you, celebrate me, celebrate us. Let's meet up down the beach, be excellent to each other and have fun! 

So, as I said, if you think you've got talent and want to contribute to the illustrated FML, send us an email to contact@fmylife.com but only send us your blog's address and a few samples of your work. No need to create an illustrated FML straight away!

#1512 - Illustrated FML - On 04/09/2015 at 9:36am by Alan - 6 comments

Pauline Roland's illustrated FML

Hello everyone! So, have you gotten over being pranked left, right and centre by all the April Fool's tricks this week? Ready to fill your boots with Easter chocolate? FML is. April Fool's Day was tense for us, but it all went well, and people enjoyed it. I was tempted to carry on the prank with a fake illustrated FML, that I would've created myself. But that would've been a step too far. And a little too obvious, because I still draw like someone whose hands are being attacked by pissed-off wasps. But before we go pig out on Easter chocolate, we're going to welcome someone who draws better than me, and who's looked at the problem of society's impossible beauty standards that the patriarchy, and the way consumerism has taken over our pursuit of spiritual enlightenment, replacing it with the pursuit of superficial perfection, a concept that doesn't really exist, and the whole endeavour is dragging us collectively down into a giant depression, frustrating people who can't even do… Oh sorry, wrong meeting. This week is all about big butts and thighs! Let's get cracking! 

PAULINE ROLAND'S ILLUSTRATED FML

"I used to have POLET' as a nickname for work, but my dad badgered me so much about it that I changed it, because I got the impression he was going to disown me." 

Self-portrait Pauline by Pauline Roland

 


This week it's Pauline's turn. It's her first time on FML, so be gentle. 

Her info:
Age: 27 
Location: Port-la-Nouvelle, France
Blog: Her blog and her website
Her illustrated FML: The one with the vacuum


Once more, we are in the presence of rare, intriguing talent. Pauline contacted us directly after reading in our FAQ that all she had to do to take part in the illustrated FMLs was to send us an e-mail. OK, her work was pretty impressive, so we said yes. We do sometimes get some pretty bad artwork sent in, but that's very rare and we're always encouraging and kind. Anyway, we checked out Pauline's work and we like it, so here we are, she's done an illustration for us. 

On the other hand, when asked what she gets up to, she honestly replies, "Well, I draw. I've always had the reputation of a "dick illustrator". I don't know why, you tell me. Yes, I'll admit it, most of the time, a lot of my drawings are about sex. But my clients don't always like dicks and jokes, so I have to make serious illustrations on the side." I have the same problem in most areas of my life, in that everything ends up being related to my knob and what I can do with it. I think I'm going to start taking bromide. "I animate too, and not meetings at the local youth club. I direct and illustrate 2D animation films. That's my real job."

She really loves her life, no doubt about it: "I think I'm becoming more and more addicted to making people laugh with my illustrations. Even if I've always done so, without realising it. Today, my little brain is beginning to understand the power that you have over people when you know how to draw and you've got a sense of humour. What I like to do is to work in my pyjamas (I work freelance so I work from home). It sounds like I don't work much, but actually I do! When you're happy, you're more productive, which I am." 

Do you have anything to promote, any projects? "I'm currently making a 2D animated clip for a singer called Lakolyn, which should be released at the start of the summer I hope. I'm also making an animated movie with children which should also be out this summer." As for her projects, she wants to "invest herself totally in drawing to hope to release one, or several comic books. I've had a million ideas in my head for over a year. But unfortunately, I need to find the time. I also need to find the time to stop biting my fingernails and have real girl's hands, like ones belonging to girls who get manicures." Ah yes, time, the thing that everyone seems to be lacking. And a few of us switched to daylight savings time last Sunday, so we "lost" an hour. Which means nothing, stop saying it!

How did you get started? Was there something or someone who inspired you to pick up a pencil? "Well now, there's so many people who inspired me… When I was little, I loved the works of Claude Ponti, Franquin, but also (sorry it's true) Reiser and Wolinski. They were like my own porn mags to tell you the truth, in that I'd hide under my bed, under the covers at night to read them. This is why I feel the need to draw dicks all the time I guess. Afterwards, I was struck by a comic strip called "Strange little zoo" that was printed at the back of a newspaper my grandparents bought during the holidays. If was very funny, without text. I'd cut them out to keep. If I bought the same newspaper tomorrow, I'm sure the comic strip would still be there."

So, do you have a personal FML to add to the newspaper? "Once, I was getting tired of driving round in circles in my neighbourhood for ages looking for a parking space, so I'd started ignoring the "Give way" signs, and sometimes the "Stop" signs, that I'd been by 150 times. Until I made a car brake dangerously. It was close enough for me to read on it in big letters, "POLICE". Or another time, I ate dog biscuits without realising, and I finished the whole box. And I thought they were very nice." 

What do you enjoy in life? "Besides drawing, I like going out fishing for clams, picking thyme and rosemary (yep, it's free near where I live), watching the pink flamingoes, getting my ass suntanned while reading a magazine for pre-menopausal women, eating oysters in the sun on New Year's Eve, falling asleep in front of a documentary about the middle ages, dreaming of living in the USA… The only thing which gets on my nerves is that I have to drive for at least 30 minutes from my house to get to the nearest sushi place." Oh, sounds like a real Fox News No-Go zone where you live. The artists she likes are : "Pacco/Motin, Chimulus, Geluck, Sfar, jean Lecointre, Banksy, Bill Plympton, Large et Ubs." She's also like most of us, she likes movies and music (Interstellar was a big surprise and she likes to dance to old funk records), and she has a valid opinion on TV shows: "I don't really watch many TV shows. Except if David Hasselhoff is in them." I can agree with that. "As for the rest, unfortunately, I've got the I-get-bored-when-I-read syndrome which is really bad (I swear I'd love to be able to carry a book around every day and I love libraries)." Interesting. When I go to someone's home and that they don't have any books (and I mean real books, not 50 shades of shite), I get suspicious. But I'm an elitist snob, so what do I know?

Hey Pauline, got any advice for someone who wants to start out in drawing and stuff? "'So, what's your real job?' Haha, sorry, I'm kidding. First thing to do is find your own style. Then, find out what's good to put across in your world. See what the majority of people around you like, starting with your friends. If friends of friends start to like what you're doing, that's a good sign. Always keep in mind while creating that, "Hey, I haven't seen anyone else do this." Always stay on course to stay different from the rest. But don't be afraid to be inspired by others to help your drawing evolve… Of course, always enjoy yourself, let loose, try new techniques, new colours, new subjects, never stop yourself from drawing a particular topic, even if it seems stupid and useless. Think your drawings are rubbish but never throw them away. NEVER buy super expensive equipment when starting out, like, if you think you have to buy the latest Cintiq because it's cool and that you need it, well, you've missed the point. I'm not sure if I've motivated anyone, but there you go." No, it was a great response. Now I'm taking my Cintiq back to the shop, I only used it to as a tea tray anyway. 

There, that's it for this week. Thanks Pauline for taking part in all this. Now I'm going to lie down in a dark room because April Fool's exhausted my brainbox. I think I'm going to stick a Brian Eno record on and wait for some sort of calm to come back over me. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe… Or I can just go out, have a few pints with friends and talk shite. It's Easter weekend so it's time to eat chocolate left by a giant bunny rabbit to celebrate Jesus coming back to life. Seems legit. In any case, enjoy your weekend, be excellent to each other and see you next week.

As always, if you think you've got talent and want to contribute to the illustrated FML, send us an email to contact@fmylife.com but only send us your blog's address and a few samples of your work. No need to create an illustrated FML straight away!

#1511 - Illustrated FML - On 04/02/2015 at 10:53am by Alan - 5 comments

OK jkjk it was FMLS April Fools

 

Yah its know over, ive stoppd wrotting… Sorry, I'll try again.

There, it's over, I can stop typing TXT language with my forehead. Yes, you probably cottened on that it was our little April Fool's joke, and we had a lot of fun putting it together. It was quite the Michael Bay production, the artistic direction was perfectly executed, just what was required to pay tribute to our many friends who have quite a freestyle approach to spelling, grammar and words in general. It was an automated system, run on a 1984 Commodore 64, so to answer the question we got many times, no, we don't have to manually correct all the FMLs now. Some amongst us didn't like the idea.
I'm guessing these guys need to find hats to eat, because the joke worked fantastically for most users!

Now, a lot of the time, a few people go nuts when a word appears on FML that they feel doesn't meet their standards (I'm talking of the people like those who still haven't grasped that "realise" and "realize" are both correct spellings of the same word), and some others think that the Illuminati are behind the introduction of new words like "selfie" into the collective subconcious, but language is constantly evolving, there's no stopping it. But boy, were we not expecting you guys to hyperventilate so much over an April Fool's Day joke!
 

Some responses were downright angry, the joke going right over their heads:

"I am wondering why your site's grammar has suddenly turned to shit. Posts I read just yesterday have now changed my to mah and other such translation errors from foreign posts. One I just read was so ridiculous I could barely understand it. I'm just wondering when this new trend started and why you would make your well established site look like a 4 year old moderates it?"

Or they wrote in, with a chip on their shoulder from being stuck on planet Nofun :

"Might want to check your spelling as it is atrocious. Seeing as how I'm not going to get a straight response from you, i suppose you think this is pretty funny. And as it is April 1st, i say kudos on the joke. Can you change it back or are you waiting to get every FML viewer to be unable to make any sense of it until tomorrow?"

Some were confused, and sent in confusing e-mails:

"I open that app and usually can understand every post and today they don't make sense at all. what happen? They aren't spelled right and they don't make sense. please fix I don't want to delete the app."

"its likebthe words are turned into ganster words."

Others were just sad people who don't enjoy life being fun, like EnglishMajorBuzzkill here:
 

And of course, we got insults from people working out their anger issues instead of looking at a calendar:

"I'm not sure why you felt the need to change your page, but its awful, and I absolutely hate it. I used to read your page every day, and now I dont think I ever will again. For days I couldn't find the recent stories, and now all the posts look like 5years wrote it. It literally hurt my brain. No love or compliments. The page sucks now, sorry not sorry."

Thankfully, most people enjoyed the joke, when they got it. But it wasn't easy to get the message across, even when we had to spell it out for them. Yes, we actually tried pointing out that they should look at a calendar. And they still didn't cotton on. It was like talking to the fucking Matrix or something. But it was all in good fun, no harm done. Some egos got ruffled along the way, but the general reaction was an all-round gut laugh, with some nice messages like this one:

"That was pretty good. I thought I went brain dead at first. I read the fmls before midnight (31st) then in the morning while getting ready for work I read the new ones and couldn't believe it. I went and looked at the ones I read before bed and thought "holy hell was I that tired I misread everything? I could have sworn it was normal!" Lol

Well played master trolls"

So who knows, maybe FML in 2307 will use a version of the English language that will have permutated to the point that it will ressemble the one we used and parodied for this year's April Fool's. FML has always been at the cutting edge. We are pioneers. Our moms said so.
 

That's enough TXTing. Or is it?
 

Some people think that breviety is the soul of wit, meaning that you shouldn't flog a dead horse. Or a joke shouldn't hang around too long, basically. But when one was as good as our April Fool's one, we should be able to keep it for posterity. So, to enjoy it again, or for those of you who missed it the first time around, here's a TXT-generator for FML, just click on this link:
 

I want to TXT-up FML's homepage!
 

There we go. We hope you enjoyed this little joke as much as we did, but we're going to go back to a more orthodox spelling/grammar combo, one that doesn't hurt our eyes so much. 2307 can wait, eh.

#1510 - About FMyLife - On 03/30/2015 at 4:54am by Alan - 150 comments


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  • So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I…

Friday 17 April 2015

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