Tonight, on First Dates…
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You should have offered him a blumpkin. That may me rushing things for your first date ever, but you would have an amusing story to tell the family every Thanksgiving. "Well, kids, when I first went out with your grandpa, he said he needed to take a shit, and I said, 'Why don't we make it a blumpkin?' and we got married the next day." And you'll laugh and laugh!
You are the dread pirate plexico, admit it.
*gasp* he should be hanged! I mean, come on! he goes to the toilet! How could you possibly date somebody who goes to do a poo?! your life is ruined. but seriously, he said "dump" and not "shit" you have to give him some credit for that
if you dont like how we guys act then turn lesbo deal with it....
ugh see I dont think its a big deal he had to go to the washroom first off its that he said it like 'i have to go take a dump' and it was the first thing out of his mouth. if u have to go then fine, but really? you cant say hi first or jsut say your going to the washroom like a normal person?
CMON OBAMA MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR PEOPLE TO POOP IF I HAPPEN TO LIKE THEM This could've been avoided if only the government did their job!
Oo ? This is a joke, right?
Brilliant deduction. I'll bet you didn't even need the magnifying glass.
Kinda classless, but not necessarily a loser.
Are you all high or something? She's not bothered he had to go crap, she's bothered that it's the first thing he said to her and was so blunt about it.
Thank you! I don't get why everyone is misunderstanding OP's point. It's just so awkward that this is how he started off the date. If she has liked him for a long time, she probably had an idealized version of him and he totally broke the image by starting the date with the least romantic thing available. I'm sure that image would have broken eventually...but immediately? Sad for her.
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Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.
You do not want. Trust me I know these kinds of people.