By shithappens - 31/03/2019 14:00

Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Just tell him you'll pay for the hot tub clean up and that you had food poisoning maybe he'll still want to date you 🤔

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TumblrweedPasses 11

Going to assume that was the last date with that guy

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jbuckets_404 38

Let's not jump to conclusions here! Some guys (NOT me!) are kinky that way....

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jbuckets_404 38

Don't know, but it's the "floor" of her butt that "gave way" unexpectedly....

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Charlie Given 26

Just tell him you'll pay for the hot tub clean up and that you had food poisoning maybe he'll still want to date you 🤔

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zuckerburg 21

This is why you don't give alcohol to minors people. They're barely potty trained, and with inebriation, it's even worse. Don't believe me? Give your toddler a bottle of wine and no nappy and see them shit anywhere they like

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