Tonight, on First Dates…
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what a ******* asshole, dump the jerk!
This just sounds like a typical guy, not much to hype about--he's human. And I don't understand why people would dump them instantly for this... what do you expect? A rose petal shower and serenade on your doorstep?
Sounds like me and I'm a nice guy! Although, I usually don't say that FIRST... maybe like the 3rd date.
This is an ongoing joke between my boyfriend of over and year and I. We talk about our *****. Everyone *****. Stop acting like you don't in the name of being 'polite', we have asses and the food we eat has to go somewhere.
Having an anus myself, I am sympathetic to the "everybody poops" argument... But really, to say, "I have to take a dump" on the first date? Where the hell are his manners?
Sounds like a pretty OK guy.
hahha thats soo funny :) forgive the guy, he was probably just trying to get a laugh
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Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.
You do not want. Trust me I know these kinds of people.