Love: Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend...

By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

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Same thing different taste

Like the beginning of a porno

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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Ben_Dover831 19

Friday 17 June 2016 10:49

I think it's time to reevaluate your relationship because if he loves you he should not be embarrassed by the way you look.

_Peppermint_ 34

Friday 17 June 2016 10:48

Wtf shouldn't he do the opposite??

Comments

heartlessn0b0dy 13

Saturday 18 June 2016 5:46

I'm more concerned with the fact that you were in your underwear in front of the door if you opened or not like what if it was a stranger or family or a criminal??? Family is just going to see you as disrespectful for being nude in front of them and stranger obviously a criminal could just rape you.

xGoldColossus 7

Saturday 18 June 2016 5:50

Dump his sorry ass

lilithfury 23

Saturday 18 June 2016 5:56

Leave him. You deserve better than they bullshit.

Luzeamus_fml 7

Saturday 18 June 2016 8:14

Have you self-esteem issues ? If not it's time to look for a better boyfriend... And if you can't afford to move out, just tell your... Roommate that you're leaving him but not the place.

denna44 14

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:02

Dump the jerk

CrazedSanity 17

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:19

I don't get why some people are assuming she's the one that answered the door. Even if she did, that's a damn horrible thing to say. You deserve better than that jerk, OP.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 18 June 2016 19:38

Time to start creating an exit strategy.

sincerelyrayy 2

Saturday 18 June 2016 19:54

Time to dump the asshole. Your S. O shouldn't be ashamed of you. Don't put up with that.

mrBearBear 11

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:08

Why are you with him??

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 19 June 2016 5:56

Did you answer the door in your underwear? Or did he look through the window? Were you in plain view of the door if your boyfriend opened it? I mean, if you were in nothing but your underwear (which, why? Even if you'd just finished coitus, you should get dressed if you're in a public room), you should have made sure no one else can see you in it. As for your boyfriend, I think it's time to have a serious talk with him.