Miscellaneous: Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry....

By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Simple answer

By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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Looking like a fool...

By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

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PrinceOfBritain 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:06

This sounds like the beginning of an adult movie

gearhead369 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:06

I guess he got his tip a different way!

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dragonrider1959 18

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:05

Did he give you free pizza?

gearhead369 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:06

I guess he got his tip a different way!

Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:59

If she was lucky, she got his too!

flyingmind_fml 17

Tuesday 12 May 2015 1:26

#2 that was hilarious !! thumbs up :D

Krystal3408 32

Tuesday 12 May 2015 4:46

If only there was some other way to say the same thing... Like a button or something.

shemademedoit 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 4:50

^daffuck?

battlehamster 8

Tuesday 12 May 2015 15:53

"Just the tip!"

PrinceOfBritain 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:06

This sounds like the beginning of an adult movie

bc3091 10

Tuesday 12 May 2015 3:38

I'm sure there is one somewhere

kindasortayeah 25

Tuesday 12 May 2015 4:49

"Did someone order a sausage pizza?"

coklara 15

Tuesday 12 May 2015 8:24

I don't have any money, do you accept shorts?

acrochick27 15

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:06

He like u for ur "personality"?

david_15xx 4

Wednesday 13 May 2015 2:05

i fail to see how this makes sense..

cutycat136 28

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:06

One word. Belt. Even if you're doing laundry, it's always best to have one considering how many types of these fmls I have read on here.

briang959 47

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:06

Were you wearing underwear?

gte225 11

Thursday 14 May 2015 23:05

Considering OP's name, I'm going to guess that no.

benjamn 24

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:10

This is how no pants day started.

pleasedie 22

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:14

Dinner and a show ?

AdamPractical 18

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:15

Hmm what a predicament.

Nathan_Henry 15

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:18

Nice tip

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Same thing different taste

Forgetting something?

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Looking like a fool...

Busted

XXL

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