By MrOh - 09/08/2011 17:29 - Canada

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
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bthomas0319 2

Make a fake horoscope and make it say that you have to be your husband's slave and do whatever he says

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kaylynheartsyou 10

Then dont talk to her for one day.

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snowbird123 3

maybe u should tell her scientists figured out that every1's horoscope is off by 1

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akallaan 7

You do realize you could easily make her do whatever you want? Make a horoscope website that only she gets on and type what you want her to do. ;)

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kai_ngo 0

You're making it sound like it's easy make and run a website.

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bananaburger 0

Invite ur friends over to do something like watch football ur wife can't say anything !

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daydreamer244 13

those damn horoscopes

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Kodlak 3

And you're complaining? Enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts.

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AlliBell 0

I went through a stage of listening to horoscopes religiously that didn't work so well

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Kodlak 3

And you're complaining? Enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts

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Brool_Story_Co 17

57- Yes I screwed up one word, you have still managed to ignore the rest of my comment though.

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renaee 13

At least it didn't say, "Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. This means she couldn't warn me that a bus was barreling straight for me. FML."

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