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By Anonymous / Sunday 29 January 2012 19:10 / United States
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don't dump your girlfriend for being stupid. dump her because she is naive and gullible. if she believes in this nonsense, imagine other incredulous things she will too. you're saving yourself from a lot of trouble in the future.

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Then again if you do dump her your basically proving this other guy right when he says that your relationship is going through bad times

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I suppose tbh I can see where you and everyone is coming from. If I was put in that position I would dump all I'm saying is that I would annoy me knowing that she is stupid enough to then think that he was right. So to op wait till after the month of silence and dump her so you win both ways :-) problem solved

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I agree. It's possible the other guy just wants to hook up with her & needed to get you away from her while he tries. Wait out the month, then dump her for being so naive & fickle. I wouldn't give her the opportunity to be right.

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I read first line and i was like wtf.... ' Today, my girlfriend had a month long period' Then i read the rest lol. Dump her -.- tell her the bad omen is inescapable...lol.

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If you still get sex out of her, she's a keeper. No nagging and bitching, just sex with a really stupid girl...

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Dump her ass and say it's a self-fulfilling prophesy; and that if she didn't see an astrologer it would have been fine.

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I bet she doesn't last longer than three days. I don't know any woman that could not say a word to their significant other for a month.

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Go kick the male friend in the balls. Then tell him he should have seen it coming through the stars. Should give you a bit of satisfaction at least...

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OP should talk to her reasonably and explain why that other guy would be wrong. For example, how could the other guy know their relationship was in trouble?

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I couldn't see what I looked like because my head was moving too fast. So I recorded it with my phone and watched the playback. I looked ugly.

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The problem is that if he breaks up with her, the astrologist dude would be right. Can't avoid fate, even if it's not really your fate.

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#104 - #6 was being sarcastic. If OP and the girlfriend DO break up, it wouldn't be because of some "bad omen" shit, it would be because OP is SMART and dumps the girl for being STUPID. See?

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Yep, this is a bad omen: Her taking orders from that douche is an omen that they're having sex behind OP's back.

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I think the phrase is 'self-fulfilling prophecy'. After all, she wouldn't have stopped talking to the OP and caused the OP to consider breaking up with her if the crystal-rubbing friend hadn't told her that her relationship was going to go badly which caused her to stop talking to the OP and round we go again.

When I read the first line I was like WTF! Then I read the rest and I was slightly disappointed. Woulda been a better FML :(

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