By MrOh - 09/08/2011 17:29 - Canada

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 667
You deserved it 4 512

Same thing different taste

Top comments

bthomas0319 2

Make a fake horoscope and make it say that you have to be your husband's slave and do whatever he says

kaylynheartsyou 10

Then dont talk to her for one day.

Comments

Horoscopes are often accurate, sometimes, they are dead wrong through. And to do exactly as a horoscope says, is often moronic.

physicist48 0

Horoscopes are only right because they say really vague things. There is no special power of them.

KiddNYC1O 20

You tell that to Walter Mercado.

When you read a horoscope, you automatically try to find something that fits the description without even realizing it. That's why they are all so vague and hardly are right.

They are only accurate because they are ridiculously general in anything they say. It applies to half the population.

ADayToPierceTheV 0
Gothmonkey7 3
savagearmz 6

Ha very superstisis, writing on the wall!

FMLephant 2

Good song. So, I forgive the spelling.

you should show another woman your penis right in front of her shes bound to talk to you then

cool your jibbles. tomorrows another day

mynameis1339 0

Cool your jibbles? That's a new one

xOashleymarie 0

Most men would be happy to be you for this one day.

No kidding! If I could go even an hour without my girlfriend texting or calling me I'd be in hog heaven. Ladies, we enjoy your company, but when you can't go more than an hour without bothering us, you have issues. Hmm....FML?

physicist48 0

Uuuuh u should say the horoscope told u to get out and have fun every day