By MrOh - 09/08/2011 17:29 - Canada

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
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bthomas0319 2

Make a fake horoscope and make it say that you have to be your husband's slave and do whatever he says

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kaylynheartsyou 10

Then dont talk to her for one day.

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Wynthos 2

Marrying an idiot can really pay off sometimes...

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superdelis 1

So your wife won't speak to you for 24 hours? That's a gift lol :)

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kenoswild 14

thats strange. my horoscope also told me not to post here but here i am, ignoring it.

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picklemonger 13

how is this a bad thing???

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Levvy 22

Here's a fun game to play. Start giving her various astrology-based personality summaries and/or horoscopes, randomly selecting both ones correct to her "sign" and ones that aren't. If it actually works, then she should be able to tell the difference. And if she can't get at least a, say, 50% success rate, she owes you lunch. Or just agrees to knock that stupid crud off.

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