Love: Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope...

By MrOh - 09/08/2011 17:29 - Canada

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 05:03 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By Dumbfounded - 08/08/2012 23:03 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

Today, my wife yelled at me for admitting I take my wedding ring off at work. I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it. She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:08 - United States

Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes, "Betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML

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Affection breakdown

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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Stuck on amber

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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Marriage doesn't solve anything

By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 17:00

Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML

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By dazedandconfused - 18/09/2016 09:44 - United Kingdom - Dorking

Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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bthomas0319 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:23

Make a fake horoscope and make it say that you have to be your husband's slave and do whatever he says

kaylynheartsyou 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:23

Then dont talk to her for one day.

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123jade456 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:02

oh that stinks...

whitneyphan1520 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:02

God most guys would love that their wife isn't talking to them. Especially about their girl talk about about there mother

spartan522114 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:06

**** her sister, tell her a fortune cookie told you to change things up in your love life.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:01

What if she doesn't have a sister? Go for the mother.

spartan522114 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:36

Mother's deceased? Hit up the friends.

Screwie 25

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:17

No friends? Bang the dog in front of her.

sparklecherry 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:10

You married her. YDI

jdechert2 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:17

Most guys would beg for their wives to not speak for one day! Stop complaining!

jigsawbanana 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:20

She's a keeper :)

crazyeyes83 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:27

and this is a problem why?

ninjaandreaa 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:27

try to make her laugh :)

DatWhiteGuy 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:33

Blonde?

RebekahBrooke 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:36

(: he ?

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