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You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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I suggested something similar, but was told it would overcomplicate things. Though I think I get why this is an FML... perhaps she said the next step stuff and he assumed something bigger, but his hopes literally went to shit?

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Actually, what this site really needs is a "So what?" button. @OP: Accidents happen, and so does this shit. Can it.

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ugh, of course there was a "you are just so immature! MY boyfriend and I LOVE to watch each other shit because we are just so mature!" comment right away

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Good luck dating someone who doesn't shit. I mean, it could happen, I guess. Lulz. Just close the door when you walk by, goddamn it's not that big of a deal.

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@ # 9 IMB916 should date someone who is bulimic - voila! problem solved for him @ OP: That is too funny. Us girls can really do silly things sometimes. FYL

You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

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