By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2

So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..

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plebeianFelix 5

that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.

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bananaburger 0

Perhaps he could use those shapes to have fun with u in the bedroom...

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marousje 20

I thought he was actually blowing up balloons with his penis and made animals of it

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WiNnInG1997 6

i live in Ontario too :3 I'll take your bf I found this very funny :)

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Bossman11 6

You're a little young to have a boyfriend, aren't you

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underguarded 20

At Least Hes Trying To Do Something Productive With That Pencil Dick.

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blastgunn 4

I now have pictures in my head.

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wriptidez 0

dangerous get him help

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kona314 1

Be sure to call your doctor if he had an erection for the full 4 hours...

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