By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2

So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..

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plebeianFelix 5

that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.

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GabbyCharityM 0

I would laugh if he suceeded but if it got stuck like that.

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Sexmabob 0

Already made mine into a flower. ya try and figure out how THAT happened. (it really didnt) ;)

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HomeAl0ne 20

Wow, with sesame seeds stuck to it and everything. No, wait...genital warts, my bad.

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halleyroosan 8

I tried a few times too, but failed. My problem might be lack of a penis, though.

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ben9694 0

Maybe you could help him! Show a little support!

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perdix 29

What's the big deal? I make my dick into a pretzel all the time -- a pretzel stick, that is. I don't mean to brag, but on a good day, it might look more like a pretzel rod ;)

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ddtran46 1

Was he able to make it past the first curve?

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bullrider92 19

Wow,he tried for 4 hours? Must have gotten awful sore.

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