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FML - The follow-up

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

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Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
By drsyl54 / Sunday 28 March 2010 09:04 / Australia
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  brieanna101  |  0

guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM FUCKING BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid

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  deathisaponu  |  0

fucking a girl on her period is the best its like fucking a virgin

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  Dont_Explain  |  3

I'm just curious as to why he wanted to have sex with a bleeding vagina. In all seriousness... that's messed up... OP: clearly he'll turn gay, single or pissed offfor the rest of his life, and good ridance for you, he sounds like a royal turd.

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  matt1337c  |  0

Haha, this is like that elevator episode. This one girl said having sex during her period was awesome. When they were done, her husband was "like a lion after kill" and she made a motion like blood was dripping from his mouth. Hold on... I gotta... *pukes*

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  tristan1001  |  0

Paige, you look so different with that new picture! holy crap. . .anyway about the fml I loled, evenni am not that stupid

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  xlossofmex  |  0

It really isn't a big deal. I started my period once while getting it on and neither of us noticed until after we were done. It felt the same. After that, it didn't matter. And like the above said, showers.

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  Freeze_fml  |  16

Feminazi alert. Watch out for brieanna.

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  Lov3r  |  0

maybe he wanted her to be in those birth control things that makes you not have your period every month but be happy your not dating him anymore.

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

there's nothing wrong with having sex on your period....i don't bleed till the end of sex....it's not that gross... IN FACT my period ends sooner when I have sex on it. but then again I like to have sex with vampires....

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  sublimaze  |  6

if he's hard up enough, he won't care if he gets a little messy while he's getting some. besides, some women are more horny during that time of the month. that asshat has a lot to learn, and you are better off w/o him

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sure, the guy is a total bitch. but I keep wondering... what if the OP is the queen of all bitches when she's surfing the red sea? just a thought. maybe it's not about the sex, maybe OP's got a nasty attitude. however, if that were the case, the guy shouldve talked to her instead of dumping her.

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  Tripout  |  0

I hate girls man...y'all bleed for a fuckin week every month n y'all good. I GET SHOT N I ALMOST DIE WITHIN THE FIRST TWO HOURS. Not cool man.  for real though. not fair 

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  SubjectX  |  0

did you know you can take birth control pills and never take the placebos and be just fine not having periods? it's true. all the pills do is give your body enough hormone so that it acts like you are in the early stages of pregnancy indefinitely. why don't standard bc pills not have placebos? because the inventor was catholic and wanted to make the pill "more natural" but the pill was condemned anyway.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

It's not a Disney character and yes, I called you a troll. How does whether or not I get out enough have anything to do with my pic, your lack of balls, or your cowardly (and corny) bullying of some stranger online? I repeat, you're pathetic. You might as well have just said "ur gay" or some other clever retort within your range. I am not at all surprised a picture of a girl scared you. Don't worry, troll, stay inside ogling Brad and you'll never have to encounter one in real life.

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  brantar  |  0

hahaha! that is the first real lol I've ever had! email me at [email protected] my names brandon

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  Ashley121645  |  0

eww fucking on ur period? seriously!! What the FUCK is wrong with u ppl thats so gross, when i read some of the comments i like puked in my mouth. Why would guys want nasty vaginal blood all over their dicks. Gosh that is purely vulgar.

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  mansen  |  15

but one can help her ex have something like the sensation if having a period *winds up and gives him a good kidney shot* do that each month and voilà! he can have the joys of blood coming from nether regions and dare bitch about.

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  murph_fml  |  21

Yeah, I don't know what the big deal is... Some girls are more horny on their period, too. And you CAN get it over faster by having sex, you just kinda drag Aunt Flo out by the hair and send her packing. FYI: the bonus is that you can pretend you're fucking her to death!

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Yeah, and you need to use the periods that proper grammar gave us... How the hell are you going to bash men when you can't even use proper punctuation? I hate hypocrites.

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  massagenist  |  0

114 is a hottie. the pill makes the period short and almost non existent for the girls ive dated. they all liked my rod in them when they were hot, swollen, and horny. ive even gotten bjs after.

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  Russet_Wolf  |  0

Hey, now, let's not be offensive. Even as a girl I find it annoying to have to stop having sex for a week every month. Yes, this guy was a moron, but that doesn't have anything to do with his sexual orientation. Don't insult the LGBT community by comparing us with this kind of idiocy.

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  sourgirl101  |  21

^42 I agree. Maybe not on my heaviest days but you do it in the shower to make it less messy. It's the safest days not to get prego. Besides sex helps my mood swings. Perhaps the Op got dump because she was a total b****. All she needed was to get some.

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  kellyrenee  |  0

you tend to be more horny during your period. you're more emotional and it's always felt like you connect better. atleast for me. don't knock it til you try it. obviously not while you're bleeding like a stuck pig, but on a light day. you can actually get pregnant while you're on your period. believe me, it happens. but very rarely. as far as whether certain religions aren't allowed to do it, I have no clue. no matter how religious you are, you should still have your own mind and do what you wanna do. and every person will interpret the "rules" differently.

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Saarr, I'm thinking you're gay. and I understand everyone has their different views on this, but I'd like it if OP could explain if it was just because he really is that f*cking stupid, or most likely because he wanted an excuse to break up with her <--- probably the stupidest excuse on earth. OP, congrats on losing the stupidest mother-f*cker you could find. Hope the next one isn't as much of a reh-tard.

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