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By  redbluegreen  |  40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

By  borntoperform  |  14

I don't like the way this is worded. Popped?

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  raphanne_fml  |  33

#39 "Immense pain"? Let's not exaggerate...

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  Ibanez3x  |  5

It's just a slight discomfort for a few hours; immense pain is definitely an exaggeration. Then again no one has the same tolerance for pain

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  raphanne_fml  |  33

#98 You don't upset me at all :D I've had braces for 3 years, and yes it hurts, but I thought that the "immense pain" was a little bit exaggerated. That's all :)

By  borntoperform  |  14

I don't like the way this is worded. Popped?

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  redbluegreen  |  40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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  breadfruit  |  0

Cordially and fornicate make no sense in that context, but still very funny 20.

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  perdix  |  29

Yeah, that used to be the verb you'd use with boner. Older folks used to say "pull a boner" to mean "make a mistake.". The confusion was quote amusing.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Hey cool, perdix made a spelling mistake. I feel the same way I did after spotting a blue Herron in new England after snowpocalypse. Hmmm... I have no idea why I'm commenting this. Thumb-downs away!!!

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  WidoWxMakerR  |  0

I love you!!! Hahaha

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  WidoWxMakerR  |  0

That previous comment was for redbluegreen haha

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  sheethapins  |  13

20 Thank you for my laugh out louds for the day. I particularly enjoyed your detailed translation of this young man's untimely arousal. Tally ho and pip pip.

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  breadfruit  |  0

When you're a teenager, that's basically true. Given the behavior of OP's erection, I'm going to assume he's a teenager. FYL OP, that's always awkward, but most people won't notice and anyone who does probably empathizes (or if they're female, they still probably understand).

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  sheethapins  |  13

23 The fact he was getting his braces tightened sent up the teen flag before the erection during the process, likely do to having just gone through puberty. So yes, I'd say op is between the ages of 14 and 16. Tops.

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Ha! OMG, no way... I'M GAY? Oh shit! I never knew that. Thanks captain obvious. Now shoo before I infect you with my gay-ness. Because you know, us gays are evil creatures from the deepest darkest reaches of hell!

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  iliketurdles  |  7

Why, what else was tight? FYI, he has a penis, not a vagina. Men don't get tight, we get hard. FUCKK YEAA.

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  haw008  |  14

That's an interesting way to put it, 71. However my point was that getting a boner in public is something most would be embarrassed about.

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