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Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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Yeah, that used to be the verb you'd use with boner. Older folks used to say "pull a boner" to mean "make a mistake.". The confusion was quote amusing.

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When you're a teenager, that's basically true. Given the behavior of OP's erection, I'm going to assume he's a teenager. FYL OP, that's always awkward, but most people won't notice and anyone who does probably empathizes (or if they're female, they still probably understand).

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23 The fact he was getting his braces tightened sent up the teen flag before the erection during the process, likely do to having just gone through puberty. So yes, I'd say op is between the ages of 14 and 16. Tops.

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Ha! OMG, no way... I'M GAY? Oh shit! I never knew that. Thanks captain obvious. Now shoo before I infect you with my gay-ness. Because you know, us gays are evil creatures from the deepest darkest reaches of hell!

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