By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

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Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
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TheNewMirage 10

Well, I've got to admit, water balloons are pretty awesome as well.

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naxeeb 33

Next time you're buying condoms, maybe you could buy him some balloons as well? Or just buy extras!

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TheNewMirage 10

Well, I've got to admit, water balloons are pretty awesome as well.

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Noremac42 8

A water balloon fight could be a fun alternative. Consider your options OP.

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zgomon 10

He is just saying he used them as water balloons, but in reality he wants to ride bare back.

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nurchok 15

I thought condoms were for making cum balloons... No?

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naxeeb 33

Next time you're buying condoms, maybe you could buy him some balloons as well? Or just buy extras!

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katt_is_here 24

Birth control is not 100% effective. It is better to double up on birth control methods. Also, if they are not exclusive, better to protect yourself from disease than to take chances.

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monnanon 13

what exatcly does your comment have to do with buying extra condoms for use as balloons? i dont know about buying extra. the bf might just see it as an excuse to make more water balloons.

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banemask 14

More like buy a secret box that he doesnt know about

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katt_is_here 24

WTF? Why is my comment here? I didn't reply under this one! It was supposed to be under #34!

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kenyrabit 25

Allegedly. When I found condoms missing, the conversation started with, "Now, I know you're not making balloon animals..."

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hotshot0185 15

I'm sure he wouldn't of minded a blowy.

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webbface 25

She was stressed out, not him. She needed the release.

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wolfgold2 20

Actually, studies show that ******** are also good for women. SCIENCE BITCH

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hcollins1 18

But he was saying that she should've given him a ********, not the other way around. Reading comprehension 'bitch'.

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Archay 13

101 I'm not agreeing with 95 but... Re read his comment

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hcollins1 18

105, I did and still stand by my comment.

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dinosxxrawr 22

he had fun either way.

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Accuraxy 10

Wrap it before you slap it...so I suppose saran wrap would work fine.

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j_cat187 19

Bullshit, aluminum foil works much better. Just make sure it's shiny side out.

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gc327072 30

Naw, just spray Flex-Seal on your dick. Nothing gets past Flex-Seal!

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Accuraxy 10

Yes, it was most definitely sarcasm...

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CanadiAnM8 24

You're BF dosen't seem like a bad guy just cause if that. Everyone does things like that. Just go out and buy more. But still, FYL

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snugglesMcGee199 23

It's not nice to be left hanging. I'd be pretty upset too.

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snugglesMcGee199 23

then he shouldn't have decided to use the condoms for water balloons.

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LowExpectations 30

I would never use my precious condoms for water balloons. I much rather have sex then play with penis shaped water balloons. That and condoms aren't cheap.

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BeccaHugs 17

I feel your pain but I also feel like your boyfriend is lots of fun. Water balloons are awesome.

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LowExpectations 30

Hope they aren't lubricated or they will be a slippery bunch!

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CrissyyyS2 22

Aw don't let that ruin the mood. Foreplay it out or something~

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emmybabe987 10

apparently everyone else felt otherwise . excellent pun :)

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