By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2

So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..

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plebeianFelix 5

that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.

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fakeaccountX 6

That is simply not possible unless you're Ron Jeremy.

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jazzybaby179 22

Mmm pretzels!

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tybtab 5

i have i can make a giraffe

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I don't even understand how that works....

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hillary6 15

did you blow his balloon before then?

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perdix 29

Rub a lot of coarse salt on it. That'll make it a proper pretzel.

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ringer_6 0

I think real sex on hbo had something on that. quite a tallent. just imagine what elastic man could do lol.

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gravy4u 5

I wonder how much pain it would have cause if he was successful... Or if it knots =X

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TheJester12 15

this attempt will MOST DEFINITLY end up on tosh. 0 and I look forward to the day that it does .

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properbostonian 5

. . . Wow I've never seen 10 pack abs

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