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By OmniVore - 25/02/2010 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 10:00 - Spain

Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML

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By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 14:00

Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML

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By Z…… - 08/08/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By jj. - 03/01/2023 21:00

Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML

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Thursday 25 February 2010 16:09

It's stupid though because just because you're vegan doesn't mean you hate leather. For all they know it's fake, so why would they take time out of their meal to stare at you?

zelly05 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 16:08

uhmm I'm sorry I think u deserved that..:( out of all the things u could have worn..but a leather jacket?? o.O

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22jrdn55 15

Thursday 25 February 2010 17:48

ok so youre a dude, and you went on a date with another guy? are you, by any chance, GAY?

jeniilouise 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 17:55

well, clearly. what's your point? and OP, just say it was fake? loads of fake uns look real now.

tipoo_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 17:56

Tell him its fake?

catiredan 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 17:57

vegans are sub-human. at least date a vegetarian. you dodged a bullet if he never called you back.

Wooddaver 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 18:00

I was going to say YDI for going out with such a fag, but since you're gay that would be insensitive. So instead YDI for going out with a retard who thinks non-sentient animals deserve rights.

Mandy_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 18:02

FYL for dating a male vegan.

d4m4s74 12

Thursday 25 February 2010 18:05

You shouldn't be dating male vegans, female ones (if you're straight) usually kinda accept your own life choices, or vegetarian guys

kikiface 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 18:06

if he's super-vegan, chances are you guys wouldn't have clicked whether you wore leather or not...i mean it's practically a religion to some of them and they can get all militant about it. would you rather have found out on the first date or been in a relationship for a year following his lifestyle just to keep him happy?

Eddie_Paints 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 18:12

YDI for being a ******, real men eat meat. (And Pussy!)

Babushka_Homyak 10

Thursday 25 February 2010 18:18

sucks. don't date judgemental people.

texas_justice 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 18:23

...wear what you like, eat what you like. be who you are. trade up from that nice vegan guy to a nice guy. you are interested in some jackass who does not approve of your perfectly normal lifestyle. you can do better. ...btw, leather jacket at a vegan restaurant, that's so funny, I wish I'd done that.